Max The Dog - I'm a Chocolate Lab, 10 years old and 135 lbs.

What's for dinner?

To View my live web cam of me playing in my back yard, ask Bob at the dog park. He is always with me.

 

 

WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A DOG

1. No one expects you to take a bath everyday.
2. If it itches, you can scratch it.
3. There is no such thing as bad food.
4.  A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
5. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
6. You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
7. You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a strangers lap.
8. You're always excited to see the same people.
9. Having big feet is considered an asset.
10. Puppy love can last.

 

Don't bother me

I'm so comfortable

 

Handsome aren't I

I like to relax in my pool after a hard day of dog work


My dog bed is OK, but
I can't sleep with the lights on....


Below are my dog cousins from Deland Florida

Below are my friends from Oak Ridge NJ




Some things that dogs would tell you:
(author unknown)

1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you buy me.

 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

 3. Place your trust in me---it's crucial to my well-being.

 4. Don't be angry at me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. I have only you.

 5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your words,  I understand your voice when it speaking to me.

 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

 7. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones of your hand but that I choose not to bite you.

 8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, or I've been in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.

 9. Take care of me when I get old; you too, will grow old.

 10. Take me along on difficult journeys. Never say, "I can't bear to watch it" or "Let it happen in my absence".

Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, I'll always be yours


Unconditional Love (Author unknown)
Until one has loved an animal, part of their sole is un-awakened.


If Dogs Sent Letters to God..
  
  Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
 him, is he still a bad dog?
  
  Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
  
  Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
 apologize?
  
 Dear God, May I have my testicles back?